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Ahhahhahahahhahahahahahhahhaaa.. *deep breath*

AHHHAHAHHAHHAAAA..!!

What if he brings it up to Mel sometime (she doesn't even know chess.com exists) and she's like "Oh, my grandpa taught me when I was a child, but it's been like two decades since the last time I played".

He offers to remind her how to play - in his place, of course. He has such a nice set of pieces! He can cook her dinner too. And maybe a movie after and -

Of course she says yes.

He is vibrating out of his skin when the day comes. He decides to be gentle but not coddle her in his lessons - Mel would never forgive him if he was condescending with her. She will catch up soon enough, she's smart. He's sure she is a graceful loser.

But. After the first game. She keeps DEMOLISHING him. He's astounded. After her third win in a row, he can't help himself:

"What the fuck, Mel??"

She at least looks sheepish.

"I'm sorry. My grandpa was like 15th in the american ranking when he was playing competitively. We would play for hours every weekend while I was young. I should've mentioned it"