i just don't know anymore

this seems like something that would legit happen in an abandoned fjord in Norway where the border between humans and the old gods is thin.

ma'am its clear that this seal is a christian

[video description: a seal lying on a beach with its head resting on the edge of the grass. As the camera approaches, the seal opens its mouth, presumably to make seal sounds, but instead of seal sounds the videographer has edited in the sounds of a men’s choir singing etherial music]

He’s not catholic that’s the Halo theme. He is a gamer smh

OBSESSED with the fact that the halo soundtrack slaps so hard people thought it was legit a Catholic choir hymn.

Waluigi speaking coherent English is a terrifying reality I didnt voluntarily sign up for

even worse when what he says in coherent english is “don’t expect mouth to mouth”

she turned his remote vibe on 😳

*vomits up a dinosaur-shaped sponge* alright who switched out my pills

*is not comforted by a relaxing spongy weight in my stomach* where are my fucking dinosaurs

cashiers don’t actually care what you buy you could buy a fork a toaster and a bath plug and i wouldnt notice all i’m thinking abt is “in five min it will be one hour until two hours before i can go home”

your mom is a true ally

M4CB (Moms For Catboys)

@sabertoothwalrus