ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY

NO DAD, air brushing unlicensed images of spongebob smoking weed on to t-shirts and selling them at a boardwalk was YOUR DREAM. i'm going to be a PROJECT MANAGER.

Not now kitten daddy's googling his symptoms

Daddy has five days left to live

Great they translated the Che Guevara/Marie Antoniette romcom manga. Time to see how it is.

love being a trans-enby tbh what a hard buddhism coded gender like yeah i am the formless thunderbolt yeah form is emptiness and emptiness is form

Tumblr needs to commit to firing every single one of the TERFs it has on staff. This is not a request. This is a demand.

Tumblr is such a hell site (derogatory) the staff are all creeps and transphobes and it’s full of the terfs they listen to

guards! read me my bedtime yaoi

my liege if you keep having all of the guards come to your bedroom to read you bedtime stories, there will be no one to actually guard the castle during that time!

any intruders are welcome to join us for story time

my liege the enemies to lovers yaoi is affecting your perception of the danger of real enemies.

when will it be my turn.

holy fuck

what are you talking about this is clearly humiliation kink

really recommend getting a partner with a different religion than you and very little knowledge of your religion because the opportunities for explaining things to each other are just exquisite

yesterday she told me some story about the Buddha's wife and child and I was like. Wait. He fucked? And she was like yeah of course he fucked, why wouldn't he, he was the most attractive and loveable and and wise and etc. person who ever lived. why would he not fuck.

this morning she looked perplexed in the kitchen at me and said "did Jesus not fuck?"