never get a tympanic tickle from an amateur

forever grateful i was simply too lazy to let the makeup industrial complex get its hooks in me. I was just like im not doing all of that. in fact. im doing none of that

“spirk is canon 2024” in 1966 jim kirk got a back massage from a yeoman, in front of the entire bridge, and he thought it was spock doing it. and when he REALIZED it wasnt spock, but was in fact a young beautiful woman, he MADE HER STOP. IN 1966

I'm watching the original Star Trek series and it cracks me up how there are these beautiful women every other episode and Captain Kirk is floored by the lady. And at some point she looks really hot and he has to look at Mr. Spock and Mr. Spock gives him this double eyebrow raise, like 'Affirmative Captain, that is a hot lady'

Could someone PLEASE edit Unification so that Kirk gets teleported to Five Guys finally

The lack of song repeats even on the very specific nouns???? The caps for emphasis and long pause????? The shifting between speakers in this format? This is a masterwork.

rb this with your favourite trek villain(s). mine are the borg.

william shatner

mr shatner im so sorry you are forgiven you are truly and completely forgiven