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“Your absolute best won’t be good enough for the wrong person. At your worst, you’ll still be worth it to the right person. Remember that.”

— Unknown

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art--woonz

Art by IG: @eddieputera Instagram: @artwoonz

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a midsummer night’s meme

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my name is Puck and wen its nite or faerie-kind is in a fite the humans run i shout wyth glee “lord what fools these mortals be”

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This is what Shakespeare would have wanted.

gayuris

i arrive in the 80s

world: ruled

rains in africa: blessed

dreams: made

violabaudelaire

love: tainted

edgeworth-s

me: taken on

electricaduran

it: felt in the air tonight

geggidys

everything: counted in large amounts

twasonceahuman

silence: enjoyed

land: confused

time: big

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lonely heart: owned

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fire: started

but it wasn’t us

raedioh

dust: bitten by another one

some sugar: poured on me

my breath: taken away

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whip: cracked

crack: stepped on

it: whipped good

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heart: shot through

you: to blame

love: given a bad name

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the summer: cruel

the wolf: hungry

something about you: so right

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streets: unnamed

beds: burning

nasty boys: unchanged

nuclearnyx

yourself: found

wife: beautiful

house: beautiful

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Papa: preaching

Time: after

Jesse’s Girl: not mine

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Small town girl: living in a lonely world

City boy: born and raised in south Detroit

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Midnight train: going anywhere

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heart: eclipsed

elodieunderglass

I am forcibly removed from the 80s

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Here is a baby button quail on a spoon

Here is a baby button quail falling off a spoon

enfranchisement

beat your depression

beat it with a fucking broom beat it into the fucking ground die die die

burritoseal

snoozy seal

winterinthetardis

*shows up 15 months late with starbucks* anyway here’s my vine compilation

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Fuck, Millennials are fucking hilarious

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I always feel better about youths after a good vine comp.

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t-t-t-t-t-target!!!!!

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“Do you speak any Japanese?”

“I’m Chinese I don’t speak any-”

“‘Cause if you do, I’ll sleep with you right now.”

“MITSUBISHI, TOYOTA”

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“Bitch cone get me, not only is he ugly but his dishes talk!” “Who you talking to Belle?” “Uh… No one…. bitch that was his plate!”

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“ don’t wish it , work for it ”

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i……..

had……

the slime of my life

and I’ve never felt this way before

and I swear

It’s the truth

my dad just exploded into laughter out of nowhere and told me ‘imagine the lion king but with sea lions’ he has been chuckling about it for 5 straight minutes now

nadhie

apparently it doesn’t matter that i’ve told him 10 times it’s the monkey who raises the newborn and not the lion himself, this is the scene he has been imagining

“he can’t raise his kid over his head”

wakingfromthewater

I want it

crockpotcauldron

okay but have you considered

kaijuno

HR: if they work 40 hours a week u have to give them benefits

Big company: hmm okay. They shall work 39

tsoki

HR: if they work 8 hours u have to give them a half hour lunch and intermittent breaks

company: 7 hours and 50 minutes, it is

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the law: if theyre employees you have to pay for benefits

company: lets staff through a temp service and wait so long to hire them in they quit out of frustration

lolotehe

the law: You must pay them this and no less.

company: I shall pay them that and no more.

officialweatherwax

The law: you have to pay your employees

Company: then we’ll replace them all with interns

thebootydiaries

every night after 10pm my feelings start crawling out, starved, as i beat them with a moderately large stick vigorously hissing “stay back” until i inevitably fall asleep

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just a dude & his skateboard

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psychokangaroo

I’m starting a collection of the best puns I’ve seen in major science journals

*Disclaimer: I only aggressively follow the big journals that are related to my fields of study (Nature, Science, Radiology, Hepatology, Cancer Res, JCI), so I’m probably missing a lot of great puns. (I may also add Lancet, NEJM, and JAMA at some point but I don’t feel like it right now) Feel free to send me suggestions for additional journals to follow.

Taking personalized medicine to heart (Nature Medicine, on treatment for cardiovascular disease)

Endothelial Cells: The Heart Attack of the Clones (Science Translational Medicine, on clonal expansion of endothelials and their role in heart attacks)

Flora-ishing guts assist cancer immunotherapies (Science Immunology, gut flora, especially A. mucinophilia, help make immunotherapies more effective and may predict treatment outcome)

Subtitle: Drug pair enABLes killing of leukemia (Science Immunology, PPA2 inhibitors sensitize leukemia cancer cells to ABL tyr-k inhibitors)

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Quantum Internet had arrived. And hasn’t. (Science)

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SCN5A: the greatest HITS collection (JCI, SCN5A’s role in heart disease was identified through HIgh Throughput Sequencing).

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THIS is what I’m here for.

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:))

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