This post was flagged and hidden for like a minute until I repealed it so all my loyal followers could enjoy this content. You’re all so welcome!

I wish “repeatedly baffled Christendom by continuing to live” existed in a different context than the horrifying result of inbreeding Spanish royalty for centuries, because, honestly, same

Bandersnatch sounds like British slang for pussy

and yet “family-friendly” disney still hired him to play doctor strange. what a disgrace

this post is like getting smacked in the face twice

red hot silly peppers :)

everyone’s talking about caleb gallo but this is from gayle and it’s HINESTLY one of the funniest youtube series i’ve ever watched

caleb gallo is west coast gay culture and gayle is east coast mom culture

it’s actually inverted out of respect!! - plimbko the elf requested to be hanged from an upside down tree because he felt himself unworthy of a death in the same manner as santa

This is the scariest addition to a post I think I’ve ever seen

I am trained in gorilla warfare

The past 4 years have been rough on doge

if you’ve read this post then you’ve read ender’s game

effervescent

@potatochipped

oh my god i just killed it in the mcdonalds drive thru

she heard my order exactly, i didn’t stutter, no uhhhh from me. clean, normal human interaction, just a fluid conversation. so cool

this seems fake …….but okk…

*minecraft hurt sound plays as i am hit by a car on the freeway*