violence

everything. cost money

stop this

sometimes thinking abt all the gaming youre gonna do later is what gets you through the workday and then you get home and do no gaming. not even a little bit of gaming

do you ever start writing a comment on the internet and then think “oh what the fuck am i going on about” and delete it

I also enjoy writing an entire paragraph, thinking "you know, I don't actually need to be involved in this conversation," and deleting it

You’re in her dms, I’m in those cryptic, prophetic dreams she keeps having. We’re not the same

shoutout to blood we have a lot of it

girl's night

That soft one in the middle, just sleeping on a bed of delicious apples

those apples are probably fermented as hell all these bears are drunk outta their gourds

psyduck is probably like. the most achievable pokemon probably. like i don’t think i could teach a cabbage to grow legs and be a bulbasaur but there’s probably a certain threshold of mental torment i could subject a duck to that would make a psyduck

the cia has probably already done this