the whole world is egg

being in love with the process and not the results is one of the healthiest things in the world

in this same vein: being proud of yourself for the work and not the product brings so much more happiness 

Adult friendships be like “I miss you bro, let's hang out in November"

an acquaintance told me i had the subtle guardedness of someone who “learned social skills the hard way” and i’d honestly have much preferred they took out a gun and shot me

beg for your life, tennis boy

the city where we live doesn't allow public barbecues so my brother fucking welded a grill to a handcart and now hosts "chill and grill sessions" where he sends all his friends his live location so they can hunt him down on their bikes with sausages in their backpacks while he carts it around evading the police like some sort of barbecue vigilante, grilling on the run. i have never been prouder of him

it's fucking me up how tv shows, movies, and even video games can't be "niche" content anymore

can I get a job as an editor but the only thing I do is correct when someone uses the word "prone" when they mean "supine"

That fuckin picture of that guy at agraveyard holdin like, a cup or smt, with a mothman sized moth with him, both staring directly at the camera is somehow the funniest image but I haven’t been able to find it in months

PRECISELY THAT ONE

You live in a house decorated according to your url. What does it look like

forbidden mario pussy attack

"college is the best years of your life" "college is for meeting new people and expanding your mind" wrong. college is for discovering new types of grief. also the timeloop