awkward/funny/stupid directions for performers

Playing the 2nd part in an arrangement is the bottoming of band music

this is so sad Alexa play John Cage 4’33

what on earth

tchaikovsky is proud

In case anyone is baffled by this, there’s a Tchaikovsky piece in which there’s supposed to be a loud sound but he never specified what you should use to make that sound. People have done all kinds of weird shit depending on how they think the sound should, well, sound. Hitting a large piece of wood with a sledgehammer is a relatively conventional one.

thanks i hate it

how dare you i love it

I can hear this image and I’m crapping myself as is standard

Can you imagine a choir singing this and how chilling that would sound

If you don’t make futile attempts to learn pieces that are way above your skill level and weep at your own inadequacy are you even a musician

stripping to gregorian chants