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@futuresharkbiologist
What the fuck
It's a yellow bittern! They are very creechur.
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Spring Semester💐| @herstudylife
the hustle never stops. this semester had only just started and it's already trying, *pats my own shoulder* it's gonna be okay dummy.
I am every person in this conversation.
CLADISTICS ruined my life
yall joke but this is actually a serious conundrun with cladistic-based classification
The choice is this:
Birds are reptiles
Or crocodilians (and probably turtles) ARENT
That’s it, that’s the choice
What if Bird and reptiles are two different things that came from the same thing
Nope
Because you can’t group (lizards, snakes, tuatara, turtles, crocodilians) without also including (birds)
So if you don’t want to include birds in reptiles then you have to leave out some things we’ve called reptiles
birds are dinosaurs though, full stop. we’ve already defined what a dinosaur is and it includes birds. but reptiles isn’t really defined so much as thrown against a wall angrily.
But don’t turtles and alligators have more in common with modern reptiles than modern birds have in common with modern reptiles? I’m not trying to contradict, I’m trying to understand. Mammals and reptiles have a common ancestor as well, but we do not make them the same group.
It’s not about having things in common. It’s about common ancestry, which is how we classify animals in light of extinct species, which defy trait-based classification.
And, the common ancestor of [lizards, snakes, tuatara, turtles, crocodilians] by definition is also the common ancestor of birds. It is NOT the common ancestor of mammals.
So, either we decide that Tuatara Lizards and Snakes are the only reptiles, or we include birds as reptiles. Or we just decide reptiles are no longer a thing.
As we go on, we come to learn that pretty much all of the taxonomy we learned was just a vague and not actually accurate approximation of things, and what we have in many cases are more ‘Fills Ecological Niche X’ than anything else.
Wait until y'all hear about “fish”.
Types of biologists
Zoologist - a huge ass nerd who wanted to learn about mammals but now is in absolute ecstasy when seeing a worm
Microbiologist - haven't seen sunlight in 4 years, resistant to bad smells, despises being outside
Botanist - secretly waits for you to ask them about what's that plant, lives through the herb life aesthetics
Plant physiologist - is tired from telling everyone they're not a botanist, neglected lab child no one wants to accept into the lab community
Ecologist - just wanted to be in the nature and now is crying over their statistical analysis
Physiologist - wants to recruit you for their research, bitches about hormones
Hydrobiologist - just chilling, sometimes goes on boat trips
Molecular biologist - puts different liquids in centrifuge for 5 hours and drinks coffee at that time and does it every day
Toxicologist - tells everyone they can poison you but really just finds out different ways how plastic is going to kill us all
Neuroscientist - that one girl you knew in highschool who was very quiet but now is still quiet runs a studyblr and posts anatomical drawings of brains
Forensic scientist - huge fan of Stephen King, still kind of questioning their life choices
Biotechnologist - the corporate scientist, we don't talk about them in here
Bioinformatician - can tell you about your dna and code a program for you
Geneticist - exactly what you would expect from people who started out with a dude looking at peas for a long time, in hate/love long term relationship with gel electrophoresis
Biochemist - laughs about inorganic chemists, ignores lab safety while working with concentrated acids of pH 2
[Insert overly specific field] scientist - bitching about how no one ever knows the thing they're studying
Marine biologist - you know they exist in theory but have never met any, pimped up hydrobiologist, has their life together a bit more than the rest of us mere mortals

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Sometimes you have to just treat yourself like an overtired toddler.
“Okay, as soon as you finish this assignment you can take a little nap.”
“You just cleaned your room, good job!”
“Hmm..maybe eating a snack will stop you from wanting to cry.”
Sometimes? I think you mean all of the time.
Being an adult is just parenting yourself.
It’s true and highly effective self care. Speak to and treat yourself with the same love and care you would want your child self to be given.
That means: no insults or name calling. No judgement. Patience. Gentle firmness. Health, safety and happiness first. Encouragement. Rewards and validation for a job well done. Self soothing. And above all else, love.
This is so important
how to get stuff done
1. invent a deadline for yourself and stick to it. either you finish things early and have free time for other things or you don’t meet your deadline and still have a few days to catch up before it matters
2. celebrate every little achievement. it’s frustrating to wait to get an assignment/exam back because you get no immediate satisfaction. after every task you complete go for a walk, see a friend, cook, get a hot chocolate. feel good about your progress without having to wait for someone else to tell you that you’re doing a good job
3. organise your to-do list using these 4 categories:
important and urgent - do this now!
important but not urgent - schedule this
not important but urgent - delegate this or schedule it for later
not important and not urgent - don’t do this until you have done everything else
4. divide and conquer. if you have a paper to write divide it up into easy chunks e.g. plan/first draft/second draft/checking etc. and tackle these one at a time. don’t just write ‘history paper’ on your to-do list because you will feel unproductive until you tick it off, even if you are making progress
5. don’t forget to put self-care on your to-do list. make sure every day you write down and tick off ‘drink water’ ‘get some fresh air’ ‘take some time away from the computer’ ‘brush teeth’ ‘shower’. you will feel productive and also be looking after yourself, both of which will boost your general productivity
6. study slots not study tasks. break up your tasks into time slots and write those on your to-do list. instead of ‘revise German Unification’ my to-do list will say ‘1 hour German Unification’. after 1 hour I will stop and tick off that task. then write it again later or the next day if I want to do more. it is easier to quantify tasks (especially humanities/arts revision) by time rather than by topic.
7. have a visual indicator of your progress. if you think you need to spend 6 hours on German Unification in total then draw a rectangle and divide it in 6 and colour one segment in for every hour you work so you can see your progress. this will serve as motivation and as a reward for hard work
8. find a friend with a similar/better work ethic than you and sit together in a library and study hard. it’s nice to surround yourself with people who are also working hard for motivation, and for someone to talk to during your study breaks
I hope this helps!
for some unconventional study tips click here or here
Online school is just *texts teacher* *cheats on test* *calls teacher* *lies on activity log* *watches a livestream* *waits for your friends to get done with class* *cheats* *emails teacher*
100 Days of Productivity
Day 11- I worked for 7 hours straight finishing up of one my classes!!! It was an absolute nightmare, but at least I'm done with something.
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please adopt old dogs they just wanna live out their last few years warm and comfy on your couch and bed they arent very high maintenance and are filled with love and tired

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if you needed a sign, this is it. text first. get your well deserved rest. take a bath. cry a little. forgive your friend. forgive yourself. become the person you’ve always wanted to be, now is your time.
Ohboy do i need that good luck for next semester, yes indeed.
reblog by only using one word to describe what country/state you’re from
cheese
biscuits
somehow I got 95/20 on an assignment
I hope they never fix it and leave it this way forever
reblog the Awesome Grade picture for awesome grades
guys this really works i reblogged it and then got 870% on an essay
mentally i am living in a cabin in the middle of nowhere in the woods of oregon and it’s foggy and i am wearing a big sweater and baking banana bread

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why must my analysis be supported by “textual evidence”? is it not enough for my arguments to be sexy and unhinged??
What a year this week has been.
It’s Monday.
It sure as hell is.
The earlier in the day Monday you reblog the funnier this gets