commission me please

yeah i'm sac-religious, any cabals of heretics wanna hop on my ca-balls and here-dick?

Nobody wants to have sects?

ocd will have me thinking i cant text "here now if you wanna head over" because i sound like blowjob mario with a walkie talkie

nobody thinks this way, you are a broken person

"we have to accept the fact that the r word is coming back" NO WE DONTTTT NO WE DONT

my family fucked up my life by using spoonerisms interchangeably with their true phrase counterparts since before i was born and now i can’t escape from instinctively saying shit like “im gonna shake a tower”

I pledge my life to Ms Glasses and her correct opinions

We should popularize more hispanized phonetic spellings of classic character names like we did with esnupi