I don't get it

she found this out the first time when she auto-started her truck to warm it up before work one below-freezing morning and came out ~5 minutes later to find (the then unnamed) diesel with her head stuffed in the tail pipe hanging limply by her idiot neck and thought that she was dead, ran over and pulled her out, and the chicken went "oh hi! anyways mind if i get back in there?" and did it a-fucking-gain??

best guess is bc she feeds her chickens with a pvc gravity pipe like this

When mankind finally spreads it's wings into the vast expanse of the universe, when we finally set foot onto the soil of planet Mars, I know one thing for certain. We will shelter, explore and survive, and when we are ready, we will set out on a quest to find an old and loyal friend. Our children, or maybe even our children's children will search for her amidst the dust and rocks. When they find her, they will gently brush the dust off her solar panels, whispering "hello"s and comforting words to a companion they have never met. They will take her home, and restore all the parts that time had worn on, not with new technology, but with parts made exactly as the original. Just as she was years and years ago. When she finally wakes from her decades long sleep, and word is sent to Earth, we will sit in front of our televisions with smiles on our faces. Even as a new age of mankind glimmers on the horizon, we will never forget the friends that got us here, human or otherwise.

1 guy stabs 1 guy: not funny. that's murder.

2 guys stab 1 guy: even less funny. that's two against one.

Lopsided boobs are completely natural! in other words the left boob isn't always the same size as the right boob, this is completely normal and you are beautiful

Mostly squishy, like stress ball, but hurt if squish too much :(

#pureo compulsion example as identified by Robert Bray, MD:

dissecting a past situation seen as unfavourable to catch patterns from multiple angles in order to ensure it won’t happen again. *to be differentiated from learning from past happenings in retrospect. a compulsion distinguishes itself through over-fixation as well as rooted core-fear.

my experience with this:

i dissected a particular mess i got myself into from hundreds of angles almost daily after i got myself out of it. i thought that if i dissected it hard enough, i could catch all of the giveaway signs and would ensure that i would never, ever put myself in that dynamic again – and protect myself. not only was it stressful to follow this thread, but it only stuck me into dead ends and loops of thinking which morphed into other loops of thinking.

breaking down the compulsion:

what is the rooted core-fear? that i will be in pain again.

what is the irrational belief behind this compulsion? that there can ever be a certainty.

disputing through REBT: there is no certainty that any situation would repeat itself with the same patterns and giveaway signs. life is too complex. yes, i might get hurt again. yes, i might end up in that dynamic again. yes, i might have to pull myself out of that dynamic again. it might not be pleasant.