Your sixth most recent emoji is how your guardian angel feels about you

this fucking show

Wtf????

Smoove with it too 

This is the kind of shit you see in anime that shows that a certain character is stronger than other characters. 

“Pathetic.  You can’t even hold the bat you dare step to the plate? Have you no respect for the sport?”

Baseball players are to be feared

Reblogging for the last one

^Same for me

They just kept getting progressively more “woah”

much woah

Oh my god this is a lucky universe

every time this post comes around, my favorite part is the “I know it’s the Mets” qualifier at the beginning lmao like how baseball that this zillion note posts starts with “sorry for putting this hellteam on your dash, bUT”

Y’all have no idea how hard I was trying not to laugh in class at that poor bird

They…they just blew up a fucking bird…

World Heritage Post

being an adult is just saying to yourself “this is the weekend i’ll clean my [x]” and then proceeding to not do that because it’s the weekend and you deserve to relax, goddamnit

why does this have 85K notes

because we reblogged it instead of cleaning our [x]

Bro wake up 116 new genders just dropped

p0rn w/ feelings is so funny it’s like I’ve tricked you into reading this fic by offering you smut but as soon as you get there I pull out a chair, sit backwards on it, and say “hey, pal. you wanna talk about abandonment issues?” and then you have no choice but to listen

The original post blew up but the version w this reblog is so much funnier to me so here it is again

it’s actually buck fucking wild rewatching early S3 like……. Lena apparently calls over Sam to CatCo in 3x02 late in the evening for nothing but to introduce her to Kara, Sam gets introduced by her L-Corp rank/position (ie. “she’s my CFO and taking over for me”), Kara only gets a first name intro from Lena. they turn up together at Sam’s office in 3x04 for no discernible reason & Kara drops a “we’re having a girl’s night” as she invites Sam to join them. like i genuinely want to know how Sam’s meant to read their relationship status cause i know on G-d she was sitting there like “this is an interesting change of taste for Lena………….. good for her!”

💜🤷‍♀️👍🖐👀

this is almost certainly a post ive made before but when a character’s grief is so strong it fully alters the form of the narrative itself… moby dick being so much longer than strictly necessary because ishmael’s grief made him stall for time in the telling of the tragedy… harrow the ninth being in second person because harrow was so grief-stricken that she herself was not capable of making narrative sense of the events of the novel and so someone else had to do it…. do u know what i mean

That was horrible

Definitely not the roll I was expecting...

Ah, art