LondonBlueTopas

this post is really making its rounds through Italian tumblr huh

everyone had a phase as a kid where they wanted to eat random leafs off of trees and land before time is ONE HUNDRED PERCENT responsible for this phenomenon

things could be worse. you could have school tomorrow.

i may be an ugly and unlovable bastard in human terms but in gargoyle terms? lets just say i’d be at the top of the cathedral 

By the way Hugh Grant (The villain from Paddington 2) is the reason it's playing, he asked a guy in the area he knows has large speakers to play it

this is amazing but somehow identifying hugh grant as “the villain from paddington 2” is the real kicker

HATE when you’re inserting your email somewhere and literally from the first letter the website is like “invalid email address” like yes i know. I’m typing it right now. My email address is obviously not just the letter ‘m’. Stop

no yeah i cant hang out sorry. yeah im hugging my pillow in bed today. yeah no itll be for a while. maybe for forever. OK bye

Is this the Met Gala

I need physical touch but if anyone touches me I will maim them. It's not easy bein green

no phone i did not “miss a call” i watched it ring the whole time

today one of the student workers at my job told me that if she’s struggling to remember something important in her course work she’ll wait until her professor asks a question related to that topic during a lecture and then she’ll purposefully raise her hand and answer it wrong because, and I quote, ‘the combined shame and embarrassment of getting an answer wrong in front of more than a hundred of your peers will make sure that you’ll never forget what the right answer actually was’ and if that is not the most next level balls to the wall bonkers extrovert thing I’ve ever heard then I don’t know what is