Eu sou o Bicho do Mato

[sadist farmer voice] time to hit the hay

my biggest kink is probably feeling important and special to others .

babygirl I'm avoiding things that I don't even know about

we're firmly in the jason part of the year now

Everything you want? You can have it all. You just have to wait and be so good and so patient and eventually someone gives you permission to have it all. I’m still waiting but I’ve been extremely good and extremely patient so I’m sure I’ll get permission really really soon.

I woke up, got ready for the day, and was leaving the house, then I realized I was dreaming. Then I woke up, got ready for the day, was leaving the house, and realized I was dreaming again. This went on for another three or four times, before I finally woke up for good.

I mean, in some very interesting Technically Correct ways, they didn't actually die? Now, they're very much no longer alive. But the forces involved are such that they didn't get any of the usual cellular processes of death, they simply went from biology to physics in less time than it takes a signal to travel down your optic nerve.

if you go from biology to physics without dying first you don’t go to heaven the uber driver went over this

My intuition is insane… like why do I even know these things

let me inside ur ribcage i promise i can be trusted in there just let me innnnnnnn