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Fuck Racism, Fuck White Supremacy, Fuck American Nazism, Black Lives FUCKING Matter, and if you got shit to say about it, No you Fucking Don't.

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omtai

Man I miss free the nipple. Its getting warmer and we don’t even have free the nipple anymore

gramarye

feminism has backslid so hard in recent years people don't even know what free the nipple means anymore

briwhosaysni

To clarify for those who don't know, "free the nipple" isn't about going braless, it's about going topless

No shirt, no bra, completely bare torso, just like cis men are allowed to

It's about desexualizing breasts and "female presenting nipples" and not being criminalized for our bodies if we want to go topless because it's a million damn degrees out. This was a popular growing movement that was still widely known a decade ago!

And the fact that not wearing a bra is so discouraged and stigmatized that people think the movement was about being able to go braless under your shirt in public rather than about being able to not wear a shirt at all says a lot about how far we've backslid in the past decade

funkyrants

Fuck Sexism, Free the Fucking Nipple!

#topfreedom

utopians

duuuuuude you have GOT to come out tonight we're enacting cruelty upon those who have transgressed so badly that we can justify any act against them... and you KNOW we're interpreting our delight as moral righteousness... Yeah it's fucking crazyyyyyyy get an Uber

shetheyslain

Trying to sleep during a heatwave is a great reminder that all oil executives need to die painful painful deaths

funkyrants

Fuck oil, they'll drill for that shit until the planet's on fucking fire, and they'll keep fucking drilling until the last fucking drop, and renewables and SMARTER SHIT IS RIGHT FUCKING THERE, YOU DENSE MOTHERFUCKERS, and all they have to fucking do is fucking pivot to it, and their precious fucking company would still be standing in 50 years but no, they're DENSE MOTHERFUCKERS and they don't have a fucking clue that they can't fucking eat money.

Fuck oil.

#fuck oil #green is good #I'm so fucking green #profanity #swearing warning

mandatoryrollercoaster

Future Imperfect

funkyrants

Fuck AI.

#fuck ai

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fatphobiabusters

This is for every fat person who has worn jackets like unbearable armor during the summer heat

-Mod Worthy

funkyrants

It's fuckin' time, babes. Be free, cut out the shit and spread them fuckin' wings!

depsidase

haunted-hideaway

I’m glad that OP:

1) Figured this out.

2) Shared so others can learn from their mistake.

funkyrants

AI is Fucking Brain Poison.

FUCKING THINK, you Donkeys!

wilwheaton

“Whatever the explanation, the bottom line is sobering: The person with the power to sic the Justice Department on perceived political foes; to send masked, heavily armed, and poorly trained troops out among the populace; and to order a nuclear attack is slipping. Maybe fast. And the chance that his Cabinet or his party will do anything about it is zero, which means we’re going to have to survive two and a half more years of this.”

— Donald Trump Is Finally Cracking Up for Real

funkyrants

Shit the Fuck? Fucker won't even make the Fucking Midterms, he's on his way out for real. Just hold on, there's gonna be an America after this.

everett-true-daily

funkyrants

Man got a temper, but a point as well.

And he probably don't like cursing so...

REGISTER TO VOTE.

aropride

please god let chatgpt die out like nfts did. With a fast and graceless fall into irrelevancy

bladespark

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

atwotonedbird

This spell has a very low hit ratio, so we need a lot of us to do it.

funkyrants

Fuck ChatGPT! Come on you Fuckers, let's get this shit done!

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ororium-z

Happy Pride!

rootbeergoddess

Every pride, you must reblog this. No exceptions

thesaltofcarthage

I love that four different people on my feed scheduled this joyous person to reblog by 8am on June 1. I look forward to seeing this a dozen more times today.

funkyrants

Fuck it, for the gays. Now GO FUCK SHIT UP!

imanes

not to sound dramatic but either we all die because of us imperialism or us imperialism has to die

shopsoftcore

I was inspired to make this collage because of the unfortunate way the left sometimes focuses on fascists who happen to be fat, as if that is their worst trait. This is a reminder that fatness is not the enemy and that anti-fatness is tied to fascism. I was also inspired by the amazing Porco Rosso and other artists making reference to “better (blank) than a fascist”. 🐷🐳🐮 Featuring the painting Judith slaying Holofernes. 5% of all sales from this design will be donated to NAAFA. Receipts will be shared via newsletter and social media. 🧾 Click the link above to shop the design.

radicalgraff

"They try to divide us because they know they cannot defeat us together. Eat the rich, Not each other"

Seen in a public bathroom in Texas

reasonsforhope

Trans women are women

funkyrants

TAKE. FUCKING. NOTE.

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aqueerkettleofish

For those who have missed it, a tourist in Hawaii decided it would be fun to chuck a rock (a BIG rock) at a monk seal. He missed, but he was captured on video, and when told it was illegal to interfere with them, said "I'm rich, I can pay the fine."

Is the best part that he got doxxed? No.

Is the best part that he got tracked down by a local and beaten? No.

Arrested on state at federal charges, looking at up to 5 years and 50K? Nope.

The best part is the local city council's reaction.

And the best part of that is the look on the attorney's face.

prismatic-bell

I love that even city council is like "we're not fucking narcs, we have no idea who that guy beating the shit out of him is." Extremely hobbified behavior.

funkyrants

Moral of the Story: Don't be a Wankpuffin, Don't fucking throw rocks at seals.