blood orange

i hate when things aren’t my business #whatisgoingon #dontleavemehanging #tellmesomethingplease

is anyone else their father’s female son

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

oh yeah rice cooker get that hot steam aaaaaalll over those wooden cabinets oh yeah my little steam slut

sometimes older people get annoyed when i say "no problem" instead of "you're welcome" but the truth is it's literally not a problem

and sometimes you're not welcome

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

i've survived far worse. i've also died to far less though so who knows

i wish drawing was a real thing that you could actually do

Being hairy is so awesome #mammal