Yes, I am 2 bees irl, dw about it

"grackle" really is a perfect name for a bird. knocked it out of the park w/ that one

was anyone gonna tell me mitch mcconnell collapsed in his office and has been in the hospital for weeks. wouldve been a nice pick me up.

edit it WASNT in his office it was at HOME. oh well im not that picky.

his aides are being really cagey and the governor is pissed because if hes dead he needs to appoint someone but he needs to know hes dead to do that. typical mitch blocking a democrat appointee. he maybe died doing what he loved i guess.

i dont think straight people should be allowed to do "enemies to lovers" i think if a man is your enemy you need to trust that you were correct the first time and slay him in battle

shencomix is the first ever self-employed professional queerbaiter

*gets back to the nest* baby you are NEVER gonna believe how i got this fish

it's called a ball python because it is a python(🐍) that ball(🟠)

does anyone have that gif of a penis growth ad thats a guinea pig that stretches out rly long and a girl says “hot!” and the guinea pig spins around pls i need it

YES!!! YES!! YES!!!!!

yeah shoutout to pleasures of the flesh

it's called duckweed. one hit and you'll be lining up behind mom

haha they couldnt even get their family members to show up?