Glen

Very true but why does this jpeg look like the fever dream of a dying man

my parents trying to get ahold of me in 1998

If you have to ask then you aren’t prepared to know

sorry for being dramatic but this post did irreparable damage to the english language

he only got two eyes

every day. every single day i think about this post. i’ve been on this website for 5 years and no post has ever changed me the way this post has.

see, you and i? we’re like spunchbob and patrice

Gay

that’s his snail

WOW THIS ONE IS TOO CLOSE

Nobody needs to hear this

If I went to LA and wore a rainbow colored hat which gang would beat me up first

Chris Pratt and the Avengers

The ideal spiderman

Restaurants and bars really love to test your sobriety by making the route to their bathrooms as labyrinthine as possible

Everyone tagging this post with their local bars/restaurants that have ridiculous bathroom layouts.....I see u. I am u. We are all Odysseus, and our Ithaca is a toilet covered in stickers.

Riddle me piss!

You know, of all the online artists I follow, you weren’t who I was expecting to be gifted Trash Can Excaliber but also congratulations and I hope you have fun wielding it.

Lady of the Lake Bath Bomb