Truthfully the most precious thing I have ever had the privilege to repost.

This makes my heart so happy. ❤️❤️❤️

this is exactly tumblr when someone makes up some historical bullshit

give female dwarves bears you coward

i meant beards but honestly i stand by this

John Mulaney was accidentally made immortal in the early 20th century by a witch named Petunia who later turned herself into a dog by accident and John takes it upon himself to care for her to his annoyance because she promised him she’d reverse the spell on his immortality one day

why would anyone want to delete that caption it’s fucking gold

no offence but I don’t know where I’d be without music

why does everyone have such strong vivid memories from 2010 associated with dynamite by taio cruz

i love the sims but everything after creating them feels so empty… feel like a bored god who’s only hubris was thinking he could create something beautiful……

Friendly reminder: Someone holding you accountable is not the same as someone “attacking” you

*inserts hard pill to swallow meme*

it’s so weird that i never heard anybody talk about this, but… one of the things you will notice when you start recovering is that your old coping mechanisms will stop working. they might even start hurting. which is absolutely scary, and you might even find yourself being nostalgic for worse times when you could still give into those impulses and feel the pain ease off for a while. but they stop working because you are healing. take a deep breath. see how far you’ve come. you’ll go much further yet. be proud of yourself.