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i lied i don’t like sex now watch barbie of swan lake with me 

Shout out to the phrase “I’m going to become the joker” for capturing a very specific and real emotion

i was born in the absolute RIGHT generation if i had to have children i would KILL MY SELF!!!!

who up wasting their only shot at life through complete and utter inaction

if christopher nolan was really the visionary and ground-breaking director everyone claims he is he would have cast ben affleck as penelope

they need to come up with more words like necrosis and miasma and mausoleum and cadaver and morose and decrepit and stuff like that just so metal bands can expand their vocabulary

nobody know for sure how long ago a week is

me getting 10,000 dollars a week would solve not only all of my problems but also probably most of my friend's problems too

Tomorrow? like the thing that killed Macbeth?