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Pee changing color depending on ur hydration is very intuitive game desigm

the intensity of my desires are normal. (←lying)

I love jaywalking with another pedestrian lol we’re unionized

not to be a dirty commie or anything but i don't think any one person should have enough money to solve world hunger and then get to decide not to

no i am not immune to early 2000s pop-punk music that fucks a little harder than everyone likes to admit

The last of the classically trained tumblrinas

close your eyes and imagine freshly roasted root vegetables perfectly seasoned and crispy as far as the eye can see

The beautiful thing as you get older is that you realize so many “rules” are made up and you can just do whatever. Posters can go anywhere in the house not just my room. I can sit down while cooking a meal or taking a shower. I can make the same thing for breakfast lunch dinner for a week straight. I can roam around the house shirtless. I can wear a dress with jeans. The world is my oyster key word my and I can live as I please embracing little things such as this

They’re saying i might be the next devourer of worlds

if you’re reading this, i’m wishing for the universe to be kind to you

For all my mutuals, this and a grilled cheese cut diagonal

it does seem stupif to me that theyre making an odyssey movie instead of an odyssey tv series. because the odyssey is famously quite long and episodic

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women need to become more comfortable just saying “i don’t really care about that”