well that's very interesting, ray,

heard they are sending jensen ackles to clown school next

drake?

josh?

where’s the body of christ?

just remember, one day you're going to open tumblr and the crabs will be raving like they never have before

We will meet here again on that day. This is my sacred promise to you.

wtf are you doing go join deancas horrorfest

Y'all for real please do these. Even if you're certain your posture doesn't suck. One day you will wake up with impinged shoulder pain like I did and let me tell you it fucking HURTS. Do these exercises even just once a week and it will make such a difference. Especially my fellow creatives out there, stop shrimping over your work and go do these right now. RIGHT NOW.

If I take up a new fiber hobby surely that will solve all my problems

maybe when they air the secret stranger things episode they’ll accidentally upload the wrong file from the industry folder of secret tv episodes and it’ll be the lost sherlock episode instead

Imagine you’re a staunch Shane Hollander X Hayden Pike shipper in the Heated Rivalry universe and you’ve been calling Shane Hollander X Ilya Rozanov shippers delusional abuse apologists for ten years and then one day you find out you were right the whole time about Shane Hollander being gay but he actually has been fucking Ilya Rozanov and the Shane Hollander X Ilya Rozanov shippers are about to be the most insufferable assholes alive on social media about it for the next fucking year. I’d never fucking use the internet again lmaooo

yesterday my uber driver told me he stopped wearing glasses and just decided his eyes were better and I was like man as the passenger in this elantra I would like you to keep more secrets from me