hey look at this straight banana yall

What is this thing

it's good that I will never be a dog breeder, bc I would make the elephant dog. long borzoi snout, chunky pitbull body, ears of a papillon

I'm still thinking about the guy who saw me realize my wheelchair wouldn't fit in the elevator because he (also a wheelchair user) was already inside it and immediately quipped, "This elevator ain't accessible enough for the both of us."

people really believe this? that's obviously a human archer

Trampoline

Thanks @quandocoeli a good post

The really weird autistic sweet spot where you just say things you think and people find you super funny

the generational divide marches on. i have never jerked off to playboy bunnies. and i will never jerk off to roblox porn

"there's roblox porn????" this website really is a millennial safe space

im capping it at 59k notes. thats it. shows over everybody

Didn't realize they made emergency thermal blankets for babies

Human beings b like. *sits and stares peacefully at a fire* *sits and stares peacefully at the ocean* *sits and stares peacefully at a sleeping animal*