Jay

i rly like how many electronic devices you can turn off by holding the power button down. its very intuitive to kill a thing by choking it

Happy Moon Landing Day! ❤️👩‍🚀🌛

a party of adventurers that are all equally convinced that they are in completely different forms of media

the mage keeps giving smug glances in the direction they assume a camera is in. the fighter keeps getting indignant about missing attacks because of "bad dice rolls." the rogue is doubtful that a villain is gone for good because "nobody ever stays dead in comics." the paladin attributes fortune to "good rng." none of them have even considered that "tumblr post" was an option

*takes a drag of a candy cigarette* I never thought I would make it to this many

thank you for coming to my this

#mythis

Get in loser, we’re going to the farmers’ market

Someone hit me with their car and I got isekai'd to a world that's really similar to my old one except in this one my collarbone is mysteriously broken

Video summary: Tiktok by @pippabarnes - clips of a person with alopecia applying colourful makeup and other decorations to a bald spot as part of very dramatic looks, narrating now her relationship to her bald spots has developed over time

so awesome how there's an animal called a gooey duck & it's spelled geoduck for some reason & it's a humongous clam for some reason

I really hated this girl in my class and we kept exchanging notes with various threats of violence on them but then on a Zoom call I saw that she kept a bunch of them pinned on her wall with little hearts around them and I got the biggest crush on her after that.

Not again. Reread OPs name

no shut up let me believe please i need this

Ok so thanks for voting on this but i need you to reblog it too

hey

not in the mood today quincy

seriously.. read the mood quincy

sorry guys

This is so American I could CRY