idk

(Does a big shounen anime style powerup sequence with screaming and flexing and when the dust settles I am comfortably snug in bed surrounded by beloved plushies)

genuinely no video on the internet mystifies me like this one

whats not clicking

The phrase "They don't want it perfect, they want it Friday" does wonders for my productivity.

i bring a "technically i could do this tomorrow" energy to things that tomorrow me really resents

did you know that you can increase the quality of your quesadilla by adding seasoning

did you know that you can decrease the quality of your quesadilla by making a tumblr post while it's cooking and burning it

Used to be Italian but now I’m just ian because she took it al in the divorce

my coffin shaped locket is the perfect size to fit one singular ibuprofen

stop wasting space and add another

¿En este economía?

girl, ESPECIALLY en este economía

they want you to make fried rice

who is "they"

the wok left

how am I supposed to make fried rice if the wok left

skillet issue