i really want to make music but i can’t sing :( or rap

I’m beatboxing right now drop a freestyle

Happiness Will Come To You.

when tho

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

he was vacuum sealed

i’m seeing a lot of people reblogging suicide hotlines and this is just a reminder that this is a suicide help line that works like a text-based instant messenger for people who may need to talk to someone but have trouble/are uncomfortable making phone calls

Never don’t reblog this. There are so many people who have such bad anxiety about phone calls. This can save so many lives

choking on water is the worst because how do you stop choking? drink something? well ive got some bad news for you

Lean your head forward, preferably to knee level, and let the water kind of drain out of your mouth. When your are able to, take deep slow breaths. No heimlich maneuver or physical assists from somebody else should be used beyond this, otherwise you could vomit and escalate the issue. Its about keeping the larynx open. Hopefully this helps.

Reblog to fucking save a life.

um hi, my friend wants to know if you think im hot

why do little kids always tantrum scream like they’re reenacting jurassic park

Well maybe they should get bigger bodies

They do. It takes several years.

Several years??? Typical millennial laziness

youd think horses were one of those animals that has horrible health due to humans breeding unhealthy animals to achieve a certain look but no they really are just naturally that fucked up

horses’ lungs bleed when they run at a certain speed

if their diet is too rich / low in selenium their hooves fall off

excuse me

The reason they have such poor health outcomes after breaking or otherwise injuring their legs is because their legs are actually hyper-specialized fingers; and as in human fingers, there is very little muscle supporting the bone, just a lot of cartilage and tendons and whatnot. You’d think an animal that literally evolved to run away to avoid being eaten would have ALSO evolved sturdier running appendages, but…

I fucking hate this post, it’s 1 AM I don’t want to know that horse legs are giant fucking fingers

*announces my pregnancy at your funeral to shift the attention around to me*

do u ever get like water hungry…

Thirsty?

water hungry

Report: White Man in Local College Class Will Not Shut the Fuck Up

thanks

Reblog to be possessed by Good Ghost Chad in your hour of need

he’s not reading this

Who?

Jared, he’s 19 and he never fucking learned how to read