having a beer at the lake

become a badder bitch that’s all you can do

i think people are starting to confuse class analysis with bioessentialism. like... no not all men do this, but Men as a constructed social class do do this. that's still okay to say. that is regular material analysis of the world around us.

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

my least favorite literary smut turn of phrase is when a guy is like “im gonna ruin this pussy” “im gonna wreck this pussy for anyone else” like stop.. thats not yours…!

Gay broke sober king 🤴

rpf actually stands for red pepper flakes

hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious

Alan Turing and Ada of Lovelace did not invent computer science for the girls and the gays to claim they can't do math