Talon Got a Tumblr!

Also he's gender goals

mild horniness is i think the single engine powering any good thing in the world. think of all the classes you've shown up to due to mild horniness. the times you've put on a nice shirt. the times you actually bothered to understand some arcane concept. are you sure that mild horniness had nothing to do with it? if we could harness this into energy we would actually solve for the oil & gas crisis.

@failgirlgut

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Hate to not post egg but god tier bongo cat

bungus

welcome to ‘no note bungus’. reblog and you will feel a sense of accomplishment and goodwill wash over you

WHY DOESN’T THIS HAVE MORE NOTES?

Because I posted it about 90 seconds ago, calm down.

if you lived your life never realizing until now some desks are in fact designed to be right handed then bonus revelation to how privilege works

We’re also more likely to die in industrial accidents because all the machines have been built for right handers. Use that in your metephor as you will.

​this worked last night lets go for round two

I really need some good luck rn

The picture in the background of the second one

For those who haven’t read articles about it, the local shrine elevated her to a god. She’s now the Eternal Stationmaster and patron god of the station.

Beautiful.

Now I’m crying thanks

and a new cat was hired right?

Everytime this crosses my dash, I reblog. It is the law.

Law

I’m crying at 11pm over train cats

a legacy

okay but actually what happened to santama (or sun-tama-tama, which is her name because it’s a pun on santama) was that she was basically sent to train for the position in okayama and they liked her so much they refused to send her back

Every time I see this post there’s new info and it gets better

You are only allowed to scroll pass this after you pay tribute to the great Tama Station masters.

I just remembered I said “thank you for your service” to the barista at Starbucks like she was a fucking WW2 vet

to all baristas: thank you for your service 

PS that excellent music is “Moment” (時候) by Sue Su (Su Yunying | 蘇運瑩)

here you go!