it's a plot summary of yeomen and i am CRYING
my eyes are fully open to my awful situation,
elsieβs gone to live with fairfax, and iβm left in desolation
when i told her she could marry, i believed sheβd be beheaded,
but he fled as leonard meryll - and so, elsie was still wedded!
though i tried to spin a story how i shot him in a noddle
he returned to claim his widow - and so i was left with sod all.
now i donβt know whether suicide or fainting is the smarter,
so iβll leave it to you to decide if iβm to be a martyr!
if i had not been quite so bad and generally naughty,
iβd have granted a divorce and let the jester keep his totty.
but the girl was quite a corker, in my loins i felt a stirring,
and then when i made a pass at her, i found she was concurring!
that iβm witty, rich, and fascinating, there is no denying,
although when it comes to women, i am not averse to lying,
whilst i felt a trifle guilty, i just cannot live withartβer,
so iβll keep her for myself - and master point can be a martyr!
elsie maynard (elsie fairfax? idk)
iβm very well aware of all the failings of my suitor,
heβs a sneaky piece of work - but he is infinitely cuter.
he pretended to be leonard with deception cruel and shocking,
βtill i found out he was fairfax, in a different-coloured stocking.
itβs a sticky situation, and iβm caught up in the middle,
should i wed the hunky charmer, or the master of the riddle?
though the very thought of wedded bliss with eitherβs a non-starter,
i will listen to my hormones, and desert my loyal martyr!
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