Shit My Brain Says

Your pants have a super cool print and you wanna wear em with some bitchin boots, but the problem is, even though they fit fine, they do this with the boots:

So you’re like, okay, cool, I’ll just cuff them, but then you realize you can’t because they look like this on the inside:

So now you’re like aw man what do I do?? I want the cuff to match the pants but they won’t :(

Step 1! Fold the hem up about to here, make sure the fold is crisp and clean all the way around:

Step 2! Fold the white part up again so it’s the same width as the original hem, keeping it crispy:

Step 3! Fold that original hem down and over, and you guessed it, crispy again:

a slowking who is always calm and ready to help when their trainer is having an anxiety attack or a breakdown

a blissey who lays its happiness eggs to help its trainer with depression

a gardevoir who uses its psychic black hole ability to prevent its trainer from getting sensory overload

a lucario reading its epileptic trainers aura to watch out for episodes

a munna helping a trainer with insomnia avoid bad dreams and sleep peacefully

And psychic pokemon or unknown aiding deaf trainers with communication

a ditto mimicking the shape of a wheelchair so that their trainer will have assistance (pokemon powered!) on hard hills or when they get tired

or fighting types that are used not for fighting but as vital assistants for accessibility and mobility- machamp pushing wheelchairs and effortlessly lifting said chairs (and occupants) over steps; hariyama cradling their trainers in one hand when they get fatigued or chronic pain starts up, and carrying them around gently; hitmonlee with their super-steady legs and fighting-honed balance providing a good support to trainers with balance issues. 

or nonverbal trainers that rely on their psychic pokemon (or pokemon like lucario) to translate their thoughts telepathically to other people when they can’t form words or signs

or autistic trainers with dragon types that sit next to them and allow their trainers to stroke their scales, the bumpy-smooth texture perfect for stimming with

Pikachus and other electric types trained to recharge their trainer’s disability aids. Like- hearing aids and stuff. Or even to protect those disability aids from unexpected electrical damage by drawing the access electricity away from the shortable devices.

Fire types who either let their trainer lie on them (if they’re big) or lie on their trainer (if they’re little) and heat themselves to just the right temperature to help deal with joint pain.

“Friends” but Ross only speaks in Animal Crossing dialogue noises accompanied by a low, ominous humming sound

Also it’s an improv dub