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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

Love Begins
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Today's Document
Acquired Stardust
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
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Misplaced Lens Cap
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“bits to use in everyday conversations”

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venom fic: Observations (1.6K, sfw)
Observations; eddie/venom, 1.6k, sfw, movie-verse, anne pov
Eventually, Eddie taps his chest and says, “Come on, V. Get back in me before Anne sees you.”
Anne takes a breath. Then she walks into the living room and says, “She already did.”
Their plans are for seven, but Anne lived with Eddie once. She’s not the least bit surprised when he shows up at seven-nineteen, pink-faced and breathless, looking suspiciously like someone who nearly wiped out doing sixty-five down Filbert Street on a motorcycle.
“Sorry, sorry.” He offers Anne a sheepish smile and a serviceable bottle of pinot noir. “I—sorry.”
They do an awkward little dance in the doorway; Eddie leans in for a hug as Anne shuffles back to let him pass, and then she reaches for him as he starts shrugging out of his jacket. He huffs out a laugh, and so does she. He’s wearing a dark button-down she gave him as a birthday gift—for a birthday they celebrated as a couple—and she has a quick flash of emotional vertigo as she takes the wine and points him to the couch.
“Sit,” she says. “Luckily for you, Dan’s running behind too.”
Mr. Belvedere slinks out from behind the coffee table to sniff cautiously at Eddie’s boots. Eddie asks, “Everything alright?”
Anne says, “Yeah,” and waves her hand. “He’s just caught up at the hospital.”
“That happen a lot?”
She knows he doesn’t mean that the way it sounds. But—coming from her ex-boyfriend—it sounds really bad. Jealous in a way she doesn’t think Eddie is anymore. At least he has enough self-awareness to wince.
“Sorry. I didn't—uh.” He ducks his head and scratches his jaw. “I just—how’s work?”
“Really?” Anne asks, cocking an eyebrow. “Mediocre save. Six out of ten.”
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I was walking through the toy aisle at Target when I found this thing and had a VIOLENT AND IMMEDIATE FLASHBACK to when JP first came out and they had a bunch of REALLY COOL T Rex toys that I would have sold one of my scrawny small-child limbs for but my mother wouldn’t get me one because they were “too violent and also ate people” :(
hnn I WANT IT SO BAD
on closer inspection, it makes a lot of really obnoxious noises and is also Too Expensive. BUT FEAR NOT I found this slightly smaller dude wedged in the back!
IT HAS BITE ACTION, AND THAT’S THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS
now we enter the testing phase
yup. looks good.
Extreme Chompin T-Rex says IT’S NEVER TOO LATE TO FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS
Can we take a moment to appreciate that we can use this as a rosetta stone to say “EXTREME CHOMPIN’ “ in four languages?
OH SHIT YOU’RE RIGHT, let me check the garbage to see if it’s still there! hopefully I didn’t destroy it in my excitement
*roar sound effect*

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That’s a deep… dock.
by Penzilla
Tumblr: @pennypenzilla
woah this is actually super super cool. I love that Simpsons fish
i love the ending
Gillian Anderson for The Observer Magazine (Sep 2019).
Hollanov 😍 I've been fighting my demons to not draw them 7 trillion times. If you're a Hollanov enthusiast consider supporting me on Patreon so I can draw them more fulltime Set me free. 😌
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this is my roman empire as of today

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"Are you in pain like I am?"
its mr tits out vessel sleep token !!
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Tolkien only has two kind of elves: Enderenwen the fair, who's eyes hold centuries of pain and yet his gaze is as kind as the first sun in spring, his mother was a nightingale and his father a seabreeze, flowers grow wherever he walks;
And Finwendulenfinfedë, who has killed half of his entire family and is here to fuck shit up
happy iisday for those who celebrate! (also happy new year!)
imagine you have a movie with oscar isaac and john boyega and people fixate on adam driver instead. this actually happened

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peggy carter + kicking ass
@peggynet | PEGGY CARTER APPRECIATION WEEK 2026 day seven: free choice
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