The North Stands For Nothing

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“Yes, there is a superyachtinvestor.com. Go look at it and it will make you so angry, you could chew glass.”

we stan class traitors on this blog

Explains why I’m so fucking stupid

no, not like ‘stupid’ brain damage. your emotions become so stressful your brain starts getting a little numb to them. you start experiencing higher rates of apathy. you can also have further trouble with memory and problem-solving.

That Explains Why I’m So Fucking Stupid

the only true chad to ever exist is the guy from type o negative

After 5 years it’s super slow

Radio has no speakers and only works with specialized bluetooth headset

There’s only one button to control everything on the center console and a tiny ass touchscreen

You need to buy a special accessory if you want to open the door and sit down at the same time.

Costs more than your house and will outsell everyone

No one questioning why it’s got Windows?

SHUT THE HELL UP

me: *spills my feelings* my brain: *slamming fists on table* REGRET REGRET REGRET REGRET REGRET REGR

american recipes: buy these three cans of stuff and put them in a pan congrats you cooked

chinese recipes, as handed down from mother to child: season it with a pinch of this and some of that. you want to know the exact amount? feel it in your heart. ask the stars. yell into the void. 

English recipes: boil and salt it. Okay that’s it enjoy

Greek recipes: You followed all the right steps but this isn’t quite right. I don’t know what to tell you.

Australia recipes: chuck it on the barbie

Latinx recipes: you will never make it better than your abuela, face the facts

Armenian recipes: spend eight days laboring over the stove. the food will be flavorful with the sacrifice of your sanity. no one will appreciate it.

Canadian recipes: It either needs more bacon, more maple syrup, more gravy, or an unholy combination of the three

Polish recipes: you have to toUCH THE DOUGH, FEEL THE PIEROGI IN YOUR HEART, TOUCH IT. LICK IT. SMELL IT.

Every time I see this post, I learn more about how different countries’ cuisines AND neuroses.

Indian recipes: there are 500 cuisines and that means 500 versions of this dish that has 500 spices so gl 

ashki jewish recipes: no, no. no. more onion. 

internet recipes: here is a heartwarming story about my baby sister’s third birthday that i completely made up, and a copypaste from alton brown.

Ya’ll fucking worshipped Michael B. Jordan until you found out he likes white women. Now its “He hates black girls” and “He’s canceled.” What a joke. I can’t imagine being so insecure.

Thank you for showing my fresh beautiful face…? How is this a response? Is this supposed to be a drag? I have so many questions.

@killmongerdispussy, you aren’t exactly proving much of anything with this one. Sorry gotcha attempt, to be honest. 

Was it, though? Y’all gotta stay in your lanes. This is a blacks only conversation, so if that label does not apply to you, please click your turn signals and check your rear view mirrors for oncoming traffic.

Ah, segregation… nothing like the old days, eh? Do you miss the separate water fountains and bus seats too?

A blacks only conversation…started by a white woman? Or do you mean the conversation she’s talking about, which is about a black man liking white women? Isn’t acting like black men belong to black women kinda, y’know, racist?

Saim-hann are cool, they have a nice, unique, culture and system, and I enjoy their colour scheme, they just sadly barely do anything in the fluff ever. 

How many many people took how long to paint this?

15 years ago, we were worried about people from the internet finding us in real life. Now, we are worried about people from real life finding us on the internet.

Archery is just dabbing before you murder somebody

*third eye opens* Mr. Incredible originally joined the insurance company thinking that it was the closest he could be to helping people and found out that insurance companies were the real villains and did everything he could to dismantle the opressive establishment.

*seventh chakra ignites* elastigirl thicc