High key the nut vids use to be crazier. Wjht happened?

Nobodys busting hard no more

He’s got a point here, you just don’t see it anymore.

can you not play with his nasty ass corpse please.

Calico out there putting tuxedo on the mats

You're full of shit, Hawaiians are just able to levitate coconut milk.

I'm still thinking about the guy who saw me realize my wheelchair wouldn't fit in the elevator because he (also a wheelchair user) was already inside it and immediately quipped, "This elevator ain't accessible enough for the both of us."

thing I am proud of: when the doctor started going on a weird rant about long covid not being real I paused and listened to his nonsense for a bit and then very calmly said, in a polite and curious tone, "you don't believe in post-viral illness?" and he like. stammered a bunch and was like OH WELL I'M NOT SAYING -- I DON'T...I just think ..! and backpedaled awkwardly while I just sat there like :3c interesting :3c thank you so much for clarifying your stance on this :3c

Actually rpf is the only ethical form of shipping because fictional shipping distracts from the themes of the work #darkwoke

Sober as fuck at the back of the club going onto Wikipedia and typing "List of birds"

This site couldn't handle Steven Universe, I don't know how it's gonna handle the idea of a fictional trans woman so deeply repressed, in denial and closeted that it makes her act abusive and misogynistic so she doesn't have to acknowledge those difficult thoughts and revelations or cope with expressing vulnerability.

They did not handle it well.

These scientists are frantically leaving haunting voice recordings and health packs around their lab as we speak. Look, that one's writing a message in blood on the wall.

always remember that if u dont know someones pronouns especially online you should default to she/her

I love that vince gilligan isn't even from Albuquerque and didn't live near there until he was making shows about it. he's like a weeabo for New Mexico specifically