This is why we can't have nice things.

when you're mean to me online this is what you look like btw

girl vampires are so cool we need more girl vampires in general

and like. girl vampires who are given the same kind of depth as male vampires of reconciling their own monstrous desires with how human they still are or not. and not like. vapid sexy temptresses or whatever. they have their time and place but i want a girl vampire desperately gripping the sink looking into the mirror just to see what isnt there anymore

I mean. Goop is a multi million dollar company built on Gwyneth Paltrow telling people to shove jade eggs in their vaginas. you can buy vaginal douching products, which virtually every gynecologist will tell you are a bad idea, in drugstores. my entire motivation for becoming a sex educator was realizing that my country's sex education system isn't even helpful for cisgender straight kids, the people who it's most designed for. sexual misinformation is so normalized as to be entirely unremarkable and tiktok didn't even remotely invent that.

Google I don't know what the hell you think you're doing but I don't ever want to phrase a youtube search as a question for your shitty AI

apparently shaq was using his sponsorship with sora to make pictures and videos of his imagined romantic life with marilyn monroe and the children they would have together……. and then posting it where the entire world, including his real actual children, can see it 🫠🫠🫠

that ‘pakige?’ post but me, a couple hours after posting a fic, like ‘comints?’

F5 F5 F5

dislike how many mental health posts on here are just "you've never done anything wrong in your life ever and they were evil for that"

maybe you did do something wrong. maybe you hurt someone. maybe you have said awful things. maybe you were just as bad as them. maybe. but what matters is that you move on. you have to try. you have to wake up and be kinder. you have to learn and listen and grow. maybe you did do something wrong but that doesn't mean you have to keep doing that. as long as you are alive, you can change

i’m like a clown that no one hired or pays