It's Worm Season, Sweaty

The most pious monk of the 2000s was reported to get two more ribs inserted to make double sure he couldn't such his own dick

they always talk about penis envy but what about the other six penis sins

I just can't go a day without seeing posts from the catholic penis side of Tumblr.

Penis divorce

I just can't go a day without seeing posts from the church of england penis side of Tumblr.

This is the greatest website in the history of the world and I am never leaving

catholic guilt vs protestant belief in your own inherent superiority, fight

wait no I just remembered a few hundred years of history I take this post back

So far the only sponsored posts I’ve seen on my dash is the “become Catholic now” one and one that is just a bunch of gifs of a ship for a tv show I don’t even recognize where are you guys getting the fun ones

hyperfixating on this is not enough i need to eat it

Christians with jesus christ

catholic emperors would name themselves "pope innocent" "pope clement" "pope never did anything wrong" "pope tiny little baby" "pope good guy" and then commit atrocities

#pope just a little guy it’s also my birthday i’m a little birthday boy. the third (via lakevida)

catholic (derogatory)

protestant (derogatory)

I AM SO SICK OF GETTING EMAILS FROM FUCKING CHRISTIANBOOK.COM!!!!! you buy a playmobil figure of martin luther ONE TIME and they’re all over your dick for years telling you about their bible specials. it’s over! i don’t have feelings for you christianbook.com i just wanted a single night of pleasure! it was a one night stand with protestantism!! 

Why did you buy a play mobile Martin Luther

i thought he was funny your honor

catholics can’t get in touch with god because he’s always on the phone with a protestant

i will take a hammer and fix the canon