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tony name one time youve agreed on anything ever

Ain’t nobody Steve’s ‘friend’ like his pal his buddy his Bucky.

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mosslingg

My liege im sorry to break it to you but your advisor that's actually evil and wants you dead turned out to be straight. I know you really wanted to have an enemies to lovers situation with him. Yeah I'm afraid the poisoning didn't hold any romantic intent behind it. The king of the enemy kingdom is bisexual though, I could send him a letter? Yes, I'll make sure to include multiple threats of homoerotic nature. You will have your toxic yaoi, my liege

estrogenesis-eeveeangelion

the swordfish does not know she is named for an instrument of war. we do not know her heart. perhaps she is in truth a creature of peace

terra-nightgale

arn't swordfish literally predatory fish?

estrogenesis-eeveeangelion

we just can't know that for certain. we don't know

depsidase

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dizzyghoast

i think its funny how if you imagine something scary enough your brain starts treating it like its real and out to get you. its really cool and not annoying at all

dizzyghoast

someone: i made up a guy called the Scary Getter! He's real spooky when he tries to getter you!

me: wow thats scary.....the Scary Getter.....what if hes real....what if he getters me???

dizzyghoast

gonna start reblogging this every time i start worrying about about the Scary Getter

#I once read the description of a horror movie about a hotel and it actively terrifies me every time I stay in a hotel

animusbell

you can't come to my birthday party? aw dang, (remembers it's bad to guilt trip people) this doesn't matter to me at all (remembers to demonstrate that i am affected by you to affirm your positive presence in my life) but while you're away i will die (remembers not to guilt trip again) unpreventably. unrelated to you. don't worry about it. (remembers to express care through actions and not just words) you're in the will.

#I used to be president of a club in college and one day this guy texted me saying he wouldn’t be able to make it to our meeting #and I forgot to go through this thought process and just sent ‘ok’#but it was in a groupchat and I immediately worried it would be perceived as hostile/passive aggressive #so I sent a picture of a white guy thumbs up-ing as damage control #sorry Tyler

iwilleatyourenglish

my partner and i have become fixated on this stupid comment left by a conspiracy theorist on instagram and we can't stop saying it and i just know i'm gonna slip up and say it to a normal person

iwilleatyourenglish

roseworth

the best thing a character can be is passively suicidal and the second best thing a character can be is actively suicidal

#squidward tentacles

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greelin

did not realize joie de vivre was a punishable offense

depsidase

#i fact-checked this and it’s true😭#apparently they also would send primarily black soldiers to the front lines if the most dangerous areas #I hate this fucking country😭

jessaerys

like to be clear i enjoy many things that are bad. but if they were bad and big, that would be a problem. a bad show/film/book is inoffensive to me. a bad show/film/book that is being given endless accolades makes me feel like there's women in my yellow wallpaper

seizuredaughter-deactivated2026

I'm gonna die in a car crash listening 2 some faggot music and then the emts are gonna fuck my mouth

#‘based on your likes!’ fuck I guess

swordbisexual-deactivated202601

Am I fundamentally broken as a person, or is it just January.

swordbisexual-deactivated202601

Motion to cancel January then, we should skip straight ahead to February.

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nightlifemingus

this is probably the only sex gif i will every reblog, because for some reason i feel like it’s more than just sex. i don’t know if it’s how they’re actually looking at one another or the way they can’t get close enough. he’s actually looking at her like a person and not just a sex object.

but then again, it could be all in my head. i mean, this is how i would want it to be. but that’s just me.

matt-murderock-deactivated20210

I’m about 97% sure we’re not seeing the same gif

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