Now I Wanna Be Your Dog

the biggest hill i will die on is that referring to it as the furry "fandom" is ideologically incorrect because "fandom" is spawned from capitalist consumption of a product whereas being a furry has no central piece of consumable media to center itself on so the proper word is and should be "community". anyways

must feel good af to be a 1920s dandy calling your gay lover "old thing"

petplay except i have rabies so you have to euthanize me

do you think two pennies is still enough for the ferryman or has inflation driven up the fare

if he makes me use an app I am simply not crossing the river Styx.

i go to a gay bar and notice the furry convention's in town. i see a fine lookin bear remove his fursuit, revealing that underneath, he's also a fine lookin bear. I raise my eyebrows and say "woof" and all the cat furries immediately hiss and scatter