are you still there? are you still you?

you call them flop posts but I call them reaching my target demographic: whichever mutuals are active rn

it is funny when people who don’t draw tell people who do “i can’t even draw a circle”. a shape that is notoriously difficult for artists to get right on the first try. or “i can’t even draw a straight line,” something many artists literally have to practice drawing over and over again as a warmup exercise

Kid tattled on my kid at the park, told me “your kid called me a bootydog” and it was so fucking hard not to laugh

Don’t do yuri in real life! One moment the lilies are blooming around your manga panel and the next the chasm between you two is so unbearably long and deep even though she’s just right there, so close you could reach your hand out and touch her, but you can’t bear to reach your hand out to touch her.

she suck on my mysterious artifact and I'm like hey don't do that