Hit Me With A Bus

looks like october is…. octover

i’m queueing this for next year

Its nowvember

every time i hear about someone my age or younger who lives in their own apartment with a real job i hit the wall and go WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY until the neighbors call police

my ass is not making it i will die in my childhood bedroom age 35

I heard you won biggest gay cunt of the year award

my friend took in a stray and she’s the cutest kitty ever but he named her oil so whenever he sends a picture of her me and my other friends look like we’re roleplaying as the US military

it’s so sad that they’ve been selectively bred for size and aesthetics over their health. look at that pushed-in muzzle—there’s no way the one on the right can breathe properly

I would love to have a truck, but you just can't find ethical breeders these days. The new breed standard is bullshit.