snork mimimi

One of the symptoms of narcolepsy is called automatic behaviors where you’re…doing shit automatically. Cause you’ve fallen asleep. And one of my biggest ones is picking up my phone and opening Facebook or TikTok and scrolling, but sometimes I’ll Google stuff and once I came too and I had googled “swet goat kind eyds” and “beaufik long esred gosf” and was just scrolling through photos of goats

refusal to participate due to self consciousness is actually more embarrassing than participating. it took me a very long time to figure that out. abject fear of embarrassment is actually causing you to do things that are more embarrassing than what you fear. you are gonna be embarrassed anyway. let go and be free

“never kill yourself” is such a funny phrase to me that i think it’s accidently started working. its like an affrimation. say ‘never kill yourself’ enough times as a joke and maybe you won’t try to kill yourself over minor inconviences anymore

Trips and falls over really pathetically and just kinda lies there

If I were a cat I’d let you pet my tummy and I wouldn’t bite you well maybe a little but not very hard