*sends you to the goblin zone*

rebel who's had her fingers stuck in the mouth of the mech pilot she's captured for hours, because the hound is conditioned to bite down on the cyanide capsule in its tooth but not on a handler. so now it's just mumbling softly around the impromptu gag, while they both wait for someone to come sedate it.

sometimes an asmr video will introduce you to the most frightening concept of all time like what if you were on a plane and the flight attendant spent twenty three minutes just talking to you directly.

hey bestie you forgot the poll

I was talking to prev, asshole. The fucking critter-creature-beast poll blog? That person? Don't be a fucking dickhead.

sorry for being silly on my post it wont happen again

they added another luftballon while you were sleeping

One of the neat things about Mario party 2 is its political bent

The fact that half of them are in their stock concept art poses always gets me, it looks like they're holding a funeral in Roblox and finally got the lobby to calm down and pay attention.

it's Tuesday all day today and there's no known way to prevent this

my cherios spelled out my exact address this morning but like what the gudge ever i gobbled those honey nut freaks up and licked the bowl too