World of Cool Skeleton

Lot of y'all want to be fed a lot of BBQ meat, and take a long nap.

i think we are long overdue for a game that does the reverse of 90s first person shooters and actively makes fun of the player for picking the hard difficulty

am i misremembering or is there an old text post that's like "they're adding a new piece to chess and it's called The Homura". if this idea doesn't already exist i'm claiming it. the homura.

She took the sprockets to my steam machine she doin too much

i didnt oil my wingnut i just swooped and geared up

objectively mystery inc could beat light yagami

even assuming he learns shaggy's real name and the death note works on a dog, ryuk could not kill shaggy with a heart attack. the man's immune to them. so ryuk would have to chase them down and they'd turn a corner and when he catches up to them they're decked out in juggalo makeup and berate him for being late for the show and pull him on stage where the special guest stars icp do a song and spray ryuk with faygo and when he tries to chase scooby and shaggy again he'd slip on the soda.

affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them

Those are the worst photos of a rabbit ever taken. I'm in love with your weird dog and his emotional support dust pile

People are always talking about Tumblr's aging userbase, but I'm pretty sure it's the opposite. Just the other week one of my mutuals was 23, and today she's 6 years old!

im so sick of unnecessary dinner scenes in movies 😡 every fucking movie they just want to titillate you with some food because they think you’re a dumb animal who just wants to see mashed potatoes bouncing. if its an IMPORTANT dinner scene where they explain lore then whatever i understand. but they shove useless meals into every movie these days and its disgusting

its true though sex scenes are bad and you only are defending them cuz you wont question that men put their fetishes into everything. movies by women literally just dont have sex scenes and if rhey do its not gratuitous and lasts two seconds or its played for comedy . Fuck you and your dinners idc bro

movies by women literally just dont have sex scenes