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The Heated Rivalry fandom needs more temporary amnesia fics please I'm on my knees begging for more 🙏

new headcanon: the league changes WAG to WAP (Wives and Partners) in an attempt to promote inclusivity and ilya proceeds to play Wet Ass Pussy everywhere for a week straight following this announcement

i love how shane buys all this firewood and goes through all this effort to eagerly start a fire like some canadian mating ritual and is like "nice right? :) :) :)" and ilya is like "no"

People will be so mean to teenagers do you literally not remember what it was like to be sixteen. Every time I talk to a teenager I feel I should hold their hands and tell them I think they're one of the bravest people on the planet just for choosing to endure but I don't because I don't want to be creepy.

just saw someone say “shane doesn’t know he’s autistic so ilya doesn’t know either”. y’all. come on. he might not KNOW the word for it but that man is googling “why boyfriend cry when touching velvet” “why boyfriend gag at mushy texture” “boyfriend can’t keep things out of his mouth like toddler” EVENTUALLY he stumbles upon the right combo of words to get “autism explained” search results

the damage has been done (overshared)

every time someones says "hey how are you" and i say "good" and forget to add the "how about you?" i feel like i've missed a quicktime event

i, personally, love to straddle that fine line between “fandom blog” and “record of complete psychological breakdown”

cruel and unusual that in order to do something you have to begin

was anyone going to tell me that after beginning you then have to continue as well

thank you ao3 for being an archive and not an algorithm. thank you for letting me like things without consequences, thank you for being free with no ads, thank you for having lawyers to defend our freedom of speech. thank you tag wranglers. thank you to all authors and thank you ao3