each word is elegy to what it signifies

if anybody has any fictional lonely women they can recommend PLEASE send them my way. the more isolated and the more insane about their isolation they are the better

there’s a used bookstore in rural western massachusetts (the montague book mill) whose motto is “books you don’t need in a place you can’t find” and i just feel like that summarizes tumblr too

Gay Elias Bouchard: collect my statenments

I wrote this at 3 in the morning, and I’m 100% sure it was supposed to be a Slenderman/Genderman reference, and sleep deprived me did not get that across effectively.

you have to grom it "but im scared" then grom it scared

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

today in the archives, jon rushes out of his office. he heard a crash and immediately assumed it was an avatar or some creature or something. it was martin knocking over a filing cabinet.

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms