Sucking two dicks at the same time like that pig in chicken little

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

do you guys wanna see the most perfectest png of my cat

ohhhhhh bubby from orange cats

WHATS HE DOING UP THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

they should allow you to report posts for being gauche or passé

the novelty of having pets really does never wear off i’ve had my cat for ten years and i still look at him strolling around like can you believe this. a cat. is everyone seeing this. he’s alive he has bones and all. unbelievable

i was telling a cis guy about the stress i have hiding my trans identity at home and he replied with “oh like superman and clark kent!” and yknow what. yeah. he got it first try

if i was a popular minecraft youtuber id just tweet "hey guys stop drawing shipping fanart of me and my friends/coworkers, i only fucked one of them and seeing me paired with anyone else is kinda weird and crosses my boundaries" and then i'd turn my phone off