hi my name is dark yagami and my goal is to give birth to billions of people

the bad thing about having unhealthy habits due to mental illness, is when you DO do something healthy style you can't brag about about it because then people will then know you've been doing it yucky style all along. Like you can't brag you changed your sheets or brushed your teeth because then ppl will be like oh did you not brush your teeth regularly before? Thats yucky disgusting! So you just gotta keep it to yourself. And be proud alone, I suppose.

[ID: excerpt from an article reading: One of my favorite stories, which should drive anyone who has every played in a band crazy-- there’s this bassoon player who has sat next to the same clarinet player since 1988. She’s convinced he plays half a note4 flat on every note he’s every played. He denies this. /]

ooh so you like my blog? name five of my fetishes

Reminder if they tie that means they kiss and both move forward

My favourite form of humour on this site is the panneau of a banal, non-sexual, everyday circumstance acted out by traditional caricatures borrowed from popular BDSM roleplay

*comes home from the store to find my anxious puppyboy BF chewing a hole in my sofa because I didn’t leave the TV on for him to make it feel like someone was in the house*

MFW I’m doing my very best to trot like a good pony but my mistress approached me from behind without warning so I reflexively kicked her in the head with my powerful hooves and now she’s on concussion protocol 🐎💃

Boyfriend comes home with handcuffs and a badge pins u to the wall and says u have been a very naughty boy but he failed to identify himself as law enforcement prior to entry and will not state the purpose of his presence so u call the OPCC and file a report of police misconduct

Non-binary catgirl owner dies unexpectedly of natural causes and their catgirl GF has to eat her to survive because she can’t open the lid on the kibble bucket

like im lucky enough that sw is not my main source of income but for atleast half of the girls working that ive known it is, and they all meet the same roadblocks of having records due to sw that prevent them from getting regular jobs, scrutiny from “non judgement” employers, banks banning them entirely from being able to bank with them, little to no education to get out or have other ppl relying on them that makes it so the quick money is the only way to raise their kids pay rent keep up with bills etc etc…..if u actually care about the whore u will make it so her existence is not illegal or worthy of banishment from public daytime life u would help her find other avenues and if she wants to stay u would make it so she can defend her self legally if she faces discrimination and withheld wages for her work….but yall dgaf about that….u just hate the whore thats it 😭 u r not feminist for holding the same view of swers as the average cishet man

Throwback to the time my little sister asked me how literally everything was invented

Obligatory truck I don’t trust reblog