Guess Who?

As a revenge when Jason and Bruce and Dick are having a three of them hang out, Dick purposely say he needs to show a pic to Bruce, open his gallery and by pure coincidence, Jason’s wrecked face is right next to that.

Work sketch done during meetings. Dionysus!Beenard inspired by actual Dionysus statues.

and better

after a while Red Hood is nearby and, obviously, hearing a kid in such clear distress in the middle of the night means he checks it out, and upon landing nearby and asking what the fuck is going on, the bats have to watch as baby-Damian notices the shiny red of Hood's helmet and armour, instantly recognises him, and crawls over to him to sob and clench his tiny little fists at him in an ask for uppies. and Red Hood obviously takes one look at the baby at his feet, goes 'shit wait- Dami?' and bends down to cradle him like it's the most natural thing in the world.

Hood then has to explain that he knew Robin in the league and helped care from him when he was really little, which is probably why Red Hood is currently the only person in the city that baby Damian recognises/views as safe, and Bruce is left with the annoying realisation that the only way to both keep Damian safe and happy while they figure out how to reverse the de-aging and get his son back to normal, is if he brings the Red Hood back to the cave with them. a man who is supposed to be his enemy and whom none of them realised Damian even knew, because clearly that little shit has been lying about some stuff.

for lack of a better solution they end up cautiously bringing Hood back to the cave, which Jason easily goes along with because the second he clocked baby Damian his paternal/protector instincts took over and he doesn't currently care about anything but keeping Damian happy. so there's a period of time where the bats are working as hard as possible in the cave to figure out a way to get Damian back to normal while also warily keeping an eye on Hood to make sure he doesn't try snooping around/go up to the manor/start shit, and Jason is just. not even clocking that this is a worry for them. he's genuinely just zeroed in on Damian like an activated sleeper agent, humming lullabies and changing diapers and even letting the baby clumsily try to take off his helmet because he wants to see Jason's face. Jason lets him, because he still has the mask on underneath, but it's still the first time any of the bats have seen under the helmet and so Dick and Tim end up on the other side of the cave watching with dropped jaws as Jason lets Damian play in his helmet -which he's like. small enough to sit in.- like... is that a fucking teenager under there???

Bruce finally figures out how to get Damian back to normal and when they fix him he comes back really disorientated and not really understanding what the fuck's been going on, so when he blinks open his eyes all dizzy and trying to gain his bearings he clocks Jason's face as one of the first things he sees and without thinking he just goes 'wait- Jason? what the fuck happened, where am I?'

all the bats turn in unison to stare at Jason in question and Jason just freezes in place. like. 'god i wish you'd just stayed a baby.'

As of July 15, Superblond Bingo has reached its completely-made-up and extremely-unserious deadline.

we set this up because it's hard to look at the Kon/Bernard tags without thinking, "Shouldn't there be… more???" and hot damn, this fandom delivered over the past month!

That said, the end date is and always was arbitrary!

If you're halfway through a prompt (or two, or eight (don't judge me)), keep going. Don't let social constructs like "calendars" hold you back if inspiration hits in mid-August.

And if your executive function took a look at the deadline, laughed, and wandered into the woods, the prompts will still be here when those obstinate bastards get back with their iced coffees.

We'll be keeping the AO3 collection open, and we'll absolutely keep reblogging and adding late fills - just make sure to tag @superblond-bingo so we see it!

I (coconutjelly) also want to do a proper wrap-up post once I have the spoons to go through everything and count up contributions, so we can see just how many creations came of everyone's participation! Maybe some stats about which prompts/cards were most popular, maybe even links by prompt as a kind of directory? Again...it'll depend on spoon inventory (but I'd love to know what kind of stats you'd be interested in seeing!).

Mostly, though, we just want to say thank you.

This was a tiny fandom event for a rarepair ship so small, it could best be described as "the door at the end of Titanic".

Seeing people get excited, go wild in the tags, take a stab at new tropes and topics, discover new creators, and even a few who have newly discovered Superblond because of this challenge -- it's all the kind of incredibly special experience that only happens within fandom.

The goal was to simply end the month with more Superblond content than we started with.

Tim is like, so ashamed to actually get off from it. Jason calling, pet or something along those lines will make Tim go crazy.

Jason’s muzzled by Tim as a punishment, he’s learned by now to sit there like a good boy and accept it. Tim’s modified this mask to include a ball gag and it won’t unlock until the timer set runs out. Any other attempts to remove it are ment with electric shocks.