1% evil, 99% hot gas

heye every one.

i have on important announcemen t to make.

I thought this was going to be another funney haha wizard quiz from those books you grew up reading but it reached into my torso and ripped out my spine

Who is thissssss

The white women in the comments have yet again turned this into a “women should be humanized without makeup” conversation instead of what it should be, a “Kylie Jenner literally wears black face to market her products” conversation

Humans are cool and good actually it's just colonialism and capitalism that you're mad at

We're made to tell stories and braid each other's hair and build things and fucking help people and we're just as much part of the earth as all the other living organisms on this bitch y'all just made guns and money and decided the world is something to conquer welcome to my tedtalk

No but seriously. Normalize finding love in your 40's. Normalize discovering and chasing new dreams in your 30's. Normalize finding yourself and your purpose in your 50's. Life doesn't end at 25. Let's stop acting like it does.

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

Gonna try it. Need me some good luck.

As much as I love cinema I've never seen a graphic sex scene that made me think "yeah that was necessary, the movie really needed that to be good"