100% Sunshine Girl

i hate that trump gave us the phrase "many are saying this" because i use it all the time. its so good. he should have just been some guy on twitter man this sucks

everyone is a bumbling reactionary idiot except me. and my mutuals. and presumably my followers because they follow me and adhere to my strictures.

this is how everyone on this website acts

Thats not true i dont think i act like this

*lights a cigar with a match and leans back in my plush leather chair, looking out through the blinds at the city. my fuckin city.*

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

hey gamers I’ve started watching star trek does anyone else see the romantic tension between captain kirk and mr. spock

star trek heritage post (March 14th, 2025)

it's such bs that the whole guilt-ridden stoic self-sacrificing martyr thing doesn't work outside of fiction. repressing all your emotions and neglecting your physical wellbeing should make you god's most tragically beautiful morally unassailable little soldier of righteousness but all it does is give you bad skin and gastrointestinal problems

like what do you MEAN the number 1 sexiest character trait of all time is just kind of offputting and bad for you in real life. next you'll tell me smoking has consequences other than looking like a mysterious badass

maybe this next impulsive decision will cure the never ending dull empty boredom penetrating every moment of my miserable fucking life

i think theres this idea in the general public that the "best" fanfic gets turned into real books like 50 shades of grey. but the truth is that the best fanfic can never be published as an actual book because its intricately woven into the canon material so its inseparable even if you change the names

wearing a shirt that says “even in an au fanfiction, the characters, relationships, or even the scenarios are recognizable in the best fanfic, and an au without ties to the source material may be a fine story but it’s not a good fanfiction” and booty shorts that say “I HATE FUN”