Glock Ness Monster

have you reopened the wound? will you reopen the wound? when will you reopen the wound?

If youre an actual unemployed person you stay that way even when you have a job. Every moment at work is just a strange coincidence. Every second im off, im unemployed again

Some unemployed people work 60 hours a week and if you were truly unemployed in a way that counted you would understand that implicitly

remember in p.e. when they'd take a bunch of insecure teenagers & be like "today we're going to play basketball" and then not teach you how to play basketball. and then put you in a group with guys who were obsessed with basketball and would get mad at you for not knowing how to play basketball. why did they do that

you have GOT to get over god abandoning you when you were 2 like its not even uncommon

just made me feel the passing of time to see a clip from daniel tosh on a podcast and not recognize him because he is now 50 years old. No daniel, im 15 and you’re 35.